[27 months old]

While playing outside:

P: Comes up witha a handful of dirt. “Eat Mama, it’s yummy.”

M: pretends to eat. “Yummy P! Do you want some?”

P: eats some for real. Gets a hilarious look on his face. “Yummy?”

M: “You don’t have to eat it. You can spit it out if you want.”

[26 months old]
M: “Is that a bugger on your penis?”
P: giggles “Yes!”
Mom wipes it off. Few minutes later, he looks down to confirm it’s gone. Starts to pick his nose.
M: “Buggers don’t belong on penis!”
P sheeplishly stops picking his nose.

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